How-I-Got-Registered-To-Vote-In-Cambridge Smoothie

"Say... have you heard about the campaign to vote Matt DeBergalis into Cambridge City Council?"

"Uhh... no, I'm from California. Truth be told, I'm not even registered to vote in Cambridge."

"Well, *I* can fix that for you right away!"

"Okay, this is a really bad prelude to any more foreplay. Do you want breakfast? I can make us some smoothies."

Ingredients:

2 generous scoops vanilla nonfat frozen yogurt (Elan was the yogurt of choice in this particular story)

1/2 a banana

1 cup frozen peach pieces

3/4 cup frozen raspberries

3/4 cup orange juice

1 tbsp honey

Tools:

1 mediocre-quality dorm-kitchen blender

Cram everything into a blender... preferably at 8 in the morning, when everyone else in the dorm is fast asleep. Turn on the blender and blast away. Pour smoothie into a pint glass and drown your prior indiscretions in a delicious, healthy, vitamin-packed breakfast drink.