Chadius:SJSPageantOfDoom
From UtterChaos
- Group is in Hazard Room
- Intruder Alert in DaSoup's room
- Hmm, it's Apsilon
- She needs DaSoup's help to win the Pageant of the Ages!
- Winner gets the Key to the Universe!
- Aquavius offers some Wasabi Beans to Apsilon and heads off
- Mysterious portal leads to a huge asteroid
- DaSoup runs into DOOMoppolis!
- DOOMoppolis wishes him good luck, break a leg!
- Victory placed a "Fan of DaSoup" sign on The Slash's back.
- Heads off to the hotel
- The Slash noticed that no one is paying attention to him. Wow.
- Bellhops love DaSoup, he gives them an autograph
- DOOMoppolis is below, Fluffy Cloud is floor above
- Messes around with a guard
- Heads to registration desk
- DOOMoppolis Guard notices victory, gives a Victory artbook he signs it
- Meets the Judge, kind of a jerk to everyone
- Kent Peterson talks to the injured Cloudians; they were shoved out of the window
- Victory is first
- Tumbles in, gives single line and smoke bombs away
- Beatmasta is next
- A great song and dance number, aww yeah
- DaSoup's turn!
- He walks on stage, smiles and turns to leave
- Stomach! Queasy!
- Five men wielding energy tonfas appear on stage, that's not part of the act!
- Victory and The Slash drop from the ceiling (Part of his support group)
- Beatmasta makes everyone dance, Aquavius duels one of 'em
- These tonfas hurt DaSoup more
- Whoa, a giant mechanical tentacloid burst from the floor!
- Apsilon flies in and starts zapping
- DaSoup lifts the tentacloid and throws it offstage!
- Tentacloid bouncess off of several forcefields until it finally heads toward DOOMoppolis!
- He destroys it in midair with one hand and The Subordinate is inside. Caught with the other hand.
- The Judge disqualifies DaSoup, Victory, Aquavius, Apsilon, Rapture for cheating/jumping on stage before their turn. This leaves two contestants!
- Drazzle walks on stage, ready to dance when Three Ms. Wands show up, whisper in his ear and lead him offstage.
- Beatsmasta wins by default! (Rapture said he was good anyway)
- Beatsmasta uses the Key to the Universe to make everyone DANCE! For one minute.
- DOOMoppolis and The Daddy meet DaSoup
- DOOMoppolis regrets this; he didn't plan it (or DaSoup's cunning intellect)
- The Daddy is thankful and offers DaSoup anything
- DaSoup wants Apsilon to stay with the Squad (she's already a member, but her mission will go to long-term Earth patrol)
- While grabbing his tracers, Victory notices Drazzle on a bed, in his undies shocked and confused
- He thinks he killed Ms Wand thrice.
- Victory thinks it was an elaborate trap.
- The Slash wants to go home now this place creeps him out
- Back home, Ms Wand is positively giggly about the prank she pulled on Drazzle.
- Victory gets the Key and tells R1SN to store the key somewhere safe
- The Key is in an unmarked crate in a warehouse full of unmarked crates.
