Diva's Wishlist

My Very Immodest Wishes:

• A toychest, low enough to reach into even from a distinguished yet conservative height, say 10 inches tall (it's what you do with it, after all) -- and I'm sure my mommy would like to be able to close a lid on it, to make me appreciate having my precious toys all the more, or so she says. If nothing else, I'd like to keep a lid on Roomba's designs on my things. That's right, buddy! I see you eyeballing my squeaky! Back off, Sucker!!

• Toys to go in the toychest (a girl can never have enough things to destroy)

• Obedience Classes (Canine University, Malden MA OR New England Dog Training Club, Cambridge MA) -- the fees are a bit steep, but an occassional vehicular assist might be nice... there are a great many things and people to intimidate on the bus, and that's time better spent being cute.... Of course, that comes naturally.

• My favorite music so far: Louis Armstrong

Any Number of Things that Would Look Super-Cute on Me:

• Notorious P.U.G. Rocker Dog Tee
• Where my bitches at?
• Kill my owner
• Hello, my name is Diva
• Mini Diva
• Diva
• Diva
• Diva
• geek princess
• Miss Bitch
• Shut up. I'm pretty.
• diva.