Bad Party Ideas

• I Love the 80's: Exactly what it sounds like. Rainbow Brite, New Kids on the Block, and ET posters. Costumes: Big hair, leg warmers, side ponytails, and much glitter. Music by Bowie, screenings of Legend and Breakfast at Tiffany's.
• I Never Wanted To Be In Politics Anyway: Questionable Adult party games, porn movies, and naked sushi. Fetish/risque costumes are required, or we simply take your clothes at the door. Much booze. Spanking Competition and Whose Bitch Is Prettiest Tied Up beauty contest. Meanwhile, a small cadre of people with cameras and video recorders are present and making admirable quantities of blackmail material. Webcams too, perhaps.