Supervillain Plot Scrap

Supermarket

1: Hey, is that... 2: Yeah! Hey, Bish! B:...

1: We're villains, just like you! Well, not as cool as you. 2: Hey, remember that time he held the World Alliance hostage?

(Clerk is worried) 1: Or the time he held the entire Justice Squadron at bay? 2: Man, he's the most awesome Villain ever! B: ...Listen, and listen well...

(Takes off hood) B: I'm just an average guy, not an ex-supervillain. Now, I command you fools to GO AWAY!

(Clerk is even more worried, guys run. Bish turns and puts on the fake smile.)

B: ...I have double coupons.