Ghetto Coconut Noodle Soup

While sick and incoherent, I discovered one of the cardinal rules of ghetto cooking: coconut, curry, pad thai sauce, and a big ol' spoonful of peanut butter can never go wrong.

Ingredients:

3 cups water

1 packet Instant Coconut Powder

2 tsp chicken bouillon

3 tbsp curry powder

1 big handful of spinach or other veggies

2 heaping tbsp peanut butter

2 tbsp pad thai sauce

1/4 package rice noodles

5 chicken wontons (optional)

Fire up the stove and put the water in a pot. Stir in the chicken bouillon, coconut powder, and curry. Bring it all to a boil, then stir in the peanut butter and pad thai sauce. Add the noodles, veggies, and dumplings and boil for about 2 minutes. Apply finished product liberally to face-hole.