Izzy's XXX Road Soda

I had a day where American Airlines and the state of Texas decided to do everything possible to make sure I didn't arrive at my destination in a timely fashion. It seemed like there was nothing in the world that could cheer me up, but thankfully I was proven wrong the moment I saw a gorgeous man waiting for me at the curb with open arms and a bottle of Vitamin Water which turned out to be a road soda. That was when I knew all was right with my world. <3

Ingredients:

1 bottle cold Vitamin Water, XXX flavor

2-3 shots Amaretto DiSaronno

Open the Vitamin Water and take two deep swigs. Top it off with amaretto, put the cap back on and shake. Bring it to the airport and make somebody's day a bazillion times better. This drink is proof that even if you take one of the top things on my list of [Things That I Hate With Every Fiber of My Being] and pit it in a cage-match between one of the top things on my list of [Shit That Makes Me Really Happy], the happiness will always win.