Chadius:SJSRecruitmentMaximumDriveSummary

Applicant Notes

Water Dude

The Slash sez:Doesn't know who I am :) +++++

Da Goil

The Slash sez: Spandex?! DaSoup's daughter?? Knows my comic way too well.

Drazzle Mah Nazzle

The Slash sez:Are you serious?

Soluble Boy

The Slash sez:Where are they all getting the spandex? Wants to be a sidekick? Water soluable. Knows the Slashter School Special too well!

Fawnsavice

The Slash sez:Doesn't wear much. Raised by wolves? Is she for real? No clue who I am? "He who dances?" I like her.

Victory has taken quite a shine to her and is willing to help her grappling skills.

Triumphant

The Slash sez:No spandex. Rubber? Fetishist? Almost as bad as V.

DaSoup says the loveliest things

Meet the Meat

• Yeah, we're having a party, you know to meet people.
• The meat-people escaped their incarceration! Hurry we must defeat them!
• No, "meet new people."
• New meat people!? I knew those bastards would start breeding soon!

Don't do drugs

• So then I used my heat breath, and that's how I skipped the 3rd grade. Any more questions?

Never build robot clones!

• Why do we need to recruit?
• Because DaSoup, Crime Never Sleeps!
• But couldn't we make robot us's? They never sleep!
• Because we did that three years ago remember? We had to destroy them after they went berzerk.
• Nope don't remember.

History sheds a tear

• Titanic! That was like in the 60s?! God you're old!

SAT advice: Always guess!

• Victory: Hey DaSoup what's 6x5?
• DaSoup: ...65!
• Victory: Well at least he gave a number this time.