Alternity Summaries

Run 1 

We're miners! Whoops, the mine fell in. Whoops, a warbeast. Now we are friends!

Run 2 

Let's have booze. Ah, a ship, eh? Let's go get it. Whoops, pirates! Oh, we are fine. Whew!

Run 3 

Man, this place kind of sucks. Hey look it's our ship! Oooooh it's so pretty... look look look. Whoops possessed! Whoops stabbed! Whoops Jax is here!

Run 4 

We have to take Jax where? Okay, I guess... OMG STEAK THIEF!!! Take that, steak thief. We're winners!

Run 5 

Let's supply the ship. Whoops merchants are mean! Hmm... how about we scavenge this thingie? OMG SPIKESPORES *smash*. Oooh, a cryo chamber.

Run 6 

On to our next dude then. Huh, he is kinda crazy. Oh well. SHOPPING! Now we go survey a system. Whoops almost eaten! Whoops crashed!

Run 7 

Let's explore this desert. Engine asplode?! Let's go over there. OMG mutants! Let's go to the doctor. Whoops trap!