Chadius: Ways to die

Just in case you're reading it wrong...

I don't ever plan to die. But if I do, it had better be worth it! Here's a listing of absofreakinglutely cool ways to die, if I need the chance.

Buried face in Aphrodite's Bosom

"For an instant I must fight the urge to bury my face in the perfumed valley between those breasts, and althgough I know well that this would by my last act before a violent death, I suspect at this moment that it might be worth it."

-Ilium, Page 44

OK, OK. Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love, just called you into her room. She leaned forward to give you secret orders for a mission, but that doesn't matter. She threatened earlier to rip out your entrails and wear them as garters if you disobeyed, but that doesn't matter.

Look, she's hot. I mean, hotter than hot. I mean, DUDE. Are you ever going to get this opportunity again?

Teleported into the sun by your archnemesis

From Superman: The Animated Series, episode "New Kids in Town"

Review and Screenshots (pictures 33 - 35)

You hate Superman. We all do. What's your plan? Go back in time and gank him before he becomes a superhero. Sure some of the Legion of Superheroes are following you, but you have this teleporter on hand. Time to gank - aw nuts, young Clark he knows how to use it.

At least you've gotten closer to the sun than anyone else...

Polite missle launch into your apartment

Review and Screenshots (pictures 8 - 10)

Lex Luthor's missing. As a superhero you dance and cheer, as a reporter you look into the case. Just as you track down his whereabouts, you get an odd phone call.

Brainiac: Is this Clark Kent?

Clark: Speaking.

Brainiac hangs up

Clark catches a missle as it flies through his apartment

Well that was nice of him, wasn't it? No point wasting missles if the room is empty. Brainiac is environmentally friendly.