TGAOL Plot
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Plot Ideas
Bad-luck attack
The Bad luck hero strikes! Bishie has a very bad hair day, his clothing stains, he's late for work, His nails break, people at work realize he's handsome ... and someone is taking pictures.
Bishie contest
The last time he entered, all of his opponents were disqualified for "some reason." Someone wants him back, or they will release pictures of him at his weakest moment.
Random junkfood
The vending machine where Bish works sells chocolate coated Ritalin--R&Ms. Like, peanut M&Ms, except with Ritalin instead. Small writing on the package says "may contain nuts." There might be some subplot about Hilarity getting ahold of a packet and finally having the focus to complete a doomsday device.
TV sports event
Bish watches most major sporting events when they're televised: Olympics, Super Bowl, World Series, etc., but not for the sport. There's a discussion about how new villains always try to disrupt them and are always thwarted on national television by the 20 or so heroes present to defend the game(s). He rants for a while about the recurrence and how villains just don't seem to learn. Mayhem tries to find out if he ever did that to some sport, running through a list of major events. To each one, he denies ever having even considered it. Hilarity brings up something about a national fencing tournament when he was a teenager. He claims that was both not televised and totally justified as he should have been allowed to compete.
Action Figures
Hilarity has a Bish action figure that she plays with occasionally, mostly to make it rampage, with a "Bishie smash!" and a "Grrr! Argh!"