Difference between revisions of "Supervillain Plot Scrap"

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Supermarket
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Supermarket (B is in line, approached by two junior villain fanboys.)
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1: Hey, in the hoodie! Is that...
 
1: Hey, in the hoodie! Is that...
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(Smiles, pulls out coupons.)
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(Fake smiles (with the shine in his teeth,) pulls out coupons. Clerk is starry eyed.)
  
 
B: And by that I mean... I am a normal consumer. Here are some double coupons.
 
B: And by that I mean... I am a normal consumer. Here are some double coupons.
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C: Yes sir!

Revision as of 20:59, 28 January 2006

Supermarket (B is in line, approached by two junior villain fanboys.)


1: Hey, in the hoodie! Is that...

2: Yeah it is! Hey, Bish!

B:...


1: You're our hero, Bish! I mean, our villain. I mean, our...

2: Robbing a supermarket? SWEET


(Clerk is worried)

1: Whoa, he's gonna poison the food!

2: No way man, he's gonna make a mutant chicken army!

1: Uh-uh! He's stealing everyone's shopping cards!

2: Two Words. Soda Bomb! Am I right Bish!


(Takes off hood)

B: No, you are not. Mutant Chicken Army? Soda bombs? Why would I take over a supermarket! Of all the... Just...go away.


(Guys run. Clerk is about to grab phone.)


(Fake smiles (with the shine in his teeth,) pulls out coupons. Clerk is starry eyed.)

B: And by that I mean... I am a normal consumer. Here are some double coupons.

C: Yes sir!