Difference between revisions of "Bad Quotes"
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* "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without and accordian. All you leave behind is a lot of noisy baggage." | * "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without and accordian. All you leave behind is a lot of noisy baggage." | ||
* "I believe that many things can't be explained. UFOs, ghosts, Backstreet Boys." - Soulkeeper | * "I believe that many things can't be explained. UFOs, ghosts, Backstreet Boys." - Soulkeeper | ||
| − | * "How can you not love something that runs around shitting magic balls?" - Kit | + | * "How can you not love something that runs around shitting magic balls?" - [[User:Kit|Kit]] |
* "As soon as the fish levels, I'm switching to Monica." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] | * "As soon as the fish levels, I'm switching to Monica." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] | ||
* "And now the crack has hit the fan." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] | * "And now the crack has hit the fan." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] | ||
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* "If you corrupt something good, it becomes evil. If you corrupt something lame, does it become cool?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "I don't know. I can corrupt a Windows drive and it's still stupid." - Mike | * "If you corrupt something good, it becomes evil. If you corrupt something lame, does it become cool?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "I don't know. I can corrupt a Windows drive and it's still stupid." - Mike | ||
* "It's like Schroedinger's Penis!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] | * "It's like Schroedinger's Penis!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] | ||
| − | * "I heal too well. My hymen exists in a state of quantum uncertainty, until I get fucked or masturbate." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] "It's like Schroedinger's cat--or pussy." - Zahnnie | + | * "I heal too well. My hymen exists in a state of quantum uncertainty, until I get fucked or masturbate." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] "It's like Schroedinger's cat--or pussy." - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] |
* "Puppy, make me some food!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Poof, you're some food!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]] "Yay!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] | * "Puppy, make me some food!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Poof, you're some food!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]] "Yay!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] | ||
* "Ooh Ooh can I be the official boobie inspector of Utter Chaos?" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] "Yes, you can." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Dude, REALLY? Awesome! Boobies!" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] | * "Ooh Ooh can I be the official boobie inspector of Utter Chaos?" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] "Yes, you can." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Dude, REALLY? Awesome! Boobies!" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] | ||
* "Did you like the soup we had yesterday? Because there are two slices left." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] | * "Did you like the soup we had yesterday? Because there are two slices left." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] | ||
| + | * "If you can think of any, feel free to put them in." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Aurora said put them in." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]] | ||
Revision as of 21:04, 11 November 2004
- "Dangly bits are there to be molested." - Ratri "Can I have my dangly bits molested?" - Morrigu
- "I like penises. They make me smile." - RedCat
- "You're not putting anything strawberry inside of me." - Aurora
- "If your last words are 'This poison tastes funny' chances are your days were numbered few from the beginning." - Darklocke
- "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without and accordian. All you leave behind is a lot of noisy baggage."
- "I believe that many things can't be explained. UFOs, ghosts, Backstreet Boys." - Soulkeeper
- "How can you not love something that runs around shitting magic balls?" - Kit
- "As soon as the fish levels, I'm switching to Monica." - Aurora
- "And now the crack has hit the fan." - Aurora
- "Jeez, when did Koenma's balls drop?" - Aurora
- "Puppy, can we have sex?" - Aurora "No." - Nybble "Then can I have a glass of water?" - Aurora "Ok." - Nybble
- "Tan lines are like closed captioning for the sexually impaired." - Zak
- "If you corrupt something good, it becomes evil. If you corrupt something lame, does it become cool?" - Aurora "I don't know. I can corrupt a Windows drive and it's still stupid." - Mike
- "It's like Schroedinger's Penis!" - Aurora
- "I heal too well. My hymen exists in a state of quantum uncertainty, until I get fucked or masturbate." - Rykilde "It's like Schroedinger's cat--or pussy." - Zahnnie
- "Puppy, make me some food!" - Aurora "Poof, you're some food!" - Nybble "Yay!" - Aurora
- "Ooh Ooh can I be the official boobie inspector of Utter Chaos?" - Rykilde "Yes, you can." - Aurora "Dude, REALLY? Awesome! Boobies!" - Rykilde
- "Did you like the soup we had yesterday? Because there are two slices left." - Rykilde
- "If you can think of any, feel free to put them in." - Aurora "Aurora said put them in." - Ratri
