Difference between revisions of "Supervillain Plot Scrap"

Revision as of 20:52, 28 January 2006

Supermarket

1: Hey, in the hoodie! Is that...

2: Yeah it is! Hey, Bish!

B:...

1: You're our hero, Bish! I mean, our villain. I mean, our...

2: Dude, why are you here? Part of your evil plan?

(Clerk is worried)

1: He's gonna poison the food! Sweet!

2: No, he's gonna make a mutant chicken army!

1: Uh-uh! He's stealing everyone's shopping cards!

2: Two Words. Soda Bomb! Am I right Bish!

(Takes off hood)

B: No, you are not. Mutant Chicken Army? Soda bombs? Why would I take over a supermarket! Of all the... Just...go away.

(Guys run. Clerk is about to grab phone.)

(Smiles, pulls out coupons.)

B: And by that I mean... I am a normal consumer. Here are some double coupons.

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 Supermarket
-: Hey, is that...
+: Hey, in the hoodie! Is that...
-: Yeah! Hey, Bish!
+: Yeah it is! Hey, Bish!
 B:...
-: You're our favorite villain, Bish! We're gonna follow in your footsteps!
+: You're our hero, Bish! I mean, our villain. I mean, our...
+: Dude, why are you here? Part of your evil plan?
-: Hey, remember that time he held the World Alliance hostage?
 (Clerk is worried)
+: He's gonna poison the food! Sweet!
-: Or the time he held the entire Justice Squadron at bay?
+: No, he's gonna make a mutant chicken army!
-: Man, he's the most awesome Villain ever!
+: Uh-uh! He's stealing everyone's shopping cards!
-B: ...Listen, and listen well...
+: Two Words. Soda Bomb! Am I right Bish!
 (Takes off hood)
-B: I'm just an average guy, not an ex-supervillain. Now, I command you fools to GO AWAY!
+B: No, you are not. Mutant Chicken Army? Soda bombs? Why would I take over a supermarket! Of all the... Just...go away.
-(Clerk is even more worried, guys run. Bish turns to the clerk.)
+(Guys run. Clerk is about to grab phone.)
 (Smiles, pulls out coupons.)
-B: *ahem*...I have double coupons.
+B: And by that I mean... I am a normal consumer. Here are some double coupons.