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Destinee entered the Queen's hall. Her long, ravishing purple gown stroked lovingly across the ground. Her storming-azure-hazel-silverine eyes instantly smote all the guards. She made a note of whom she would ravish later that night. The Queen was instantly jealous of her beauty, but business had to be done. Her eyelashes fluttered, and all of the men (and women) skipped a beat, ravished by her beauty.

Three feet behind Destinee, the rest of the group also approached: A knight clad in the finest black armor ever made. A large wolf looked around, checking for any threats. They waited behind Destinee, all amazed by her beauty.

"My Queen." Destinee's voice ravished through the court. "The priests are currently working on restoring the aftermath since we solved The Incident. What mystery could we solve next?" The Queen grimaced at "Ugh. Go talk to That Old Man. He has a mission he needs you to accomplish. I hope you have a wonderful time talking to him!" Destinee knew the Queen meant malice, so she smiled and projected her love. The Queen was smitten and instantly regretted her manner. She offered them a million golds.

While outside the castle, the party decided to do some shopping. Suddenly Jerrydoo's tails stood on end. "There's a monster coming! Everybody RUN! ZOINKS!" Jerrydoo promptly fled, probably looking for aid or assistance. "Judas." Destinee lovingly stated with her four-tipped tongue. "My sightsense tells me a terrible, terrible monster is approaching in the city square!"

Just then, a terrible, terrible monster approached in the city sqaure. It was a terrible fire-based monster that engulfed the square with fire. It flamed flamingly and fed off the nearby flames. It looked like the city was engulfed in terribelness and would never recover.

An elf covered in skins frowned. "Dammit they can't even clean up after themselves. They want me to pay taxes and they can't even keep their lodging under control? F'uck that!" Lovure chimed in "Shhhh! Keep your language in check, please. Wait, I sense our marks are heading towards that living holocaust. Let us make haste, we need to save them!"

Thus Lovure and Wynello travelled toward the square. Judas spread his wings and charged at the fiend. Destinee raised her Destiny Shield, rendering her and the cute puppy unvincible to all types of damage except for that one type of damage she couldn't remember thanks to the case of amnesia she once had. Judas yelled "I want to do X-Cross! You! Let's team up!"

"F'uck Yeah!" Wynello yelled and pulled out his axe. "Down with the man!"

Dual Tech, X-Cross! Critical hit! 9999 Damage! Living Holocaust is defeated!

Several buildings burned down, but Destinee rescued all the children and puppies and kittens from them. They fell in love with her. Jerrydoo didn't find any help, but he arrived back just in time. "Nice, we stopped it. mad expees for us!" Judas nodded and grinned (although you couldn't see it.) "Hey thanks for the help you two. I'm Judas, this is Jerrydoo, and she is Destinee. We should join up and kick ass. Plus we'll get a team XP bonus."

Wynello grunted. "I'm Wynello and I don't team with anyone."

"But I'll team with you."

"Lovure, priest of Laniss, the goddess of life. We were sent by That Old Man to help you on his task."