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The following is from some post or letter on RPGamer. It was a long time ago and I don't totally remember who posted it. If it was you, drop us an email or something. | The following is from some post or letter on RPGamer. It was a long time ago and I don't totally remember who posted it. If it was you, drop us an email or something. | ||
| − | Here you go: I hope Axem 5 is happy. Any inaccuracies will be met with pleas of "I wrote it at 1:00 AM foor chrissakes." | + | Here you go: |
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| + | I hope Axem 5 is happy. Any inaccuracies will be met with pleas of "I wrote it at 1:00 AM foor chrissakes." | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==I== | ||
| − | |||
Garland: I, Garland will knock you all down! | Garland: I, Garland will knock you all down! | ||
Guy in Red Armor: No you won't. | Guy in Red Armor: No you won't. | ||
| − | *He doesn't* | + | <nowiki>*He doesn't*</nowiki> |
Garland: How about if I went back in time? | Garland: How about if I went back in time? | ||
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Guy with Big Hat: Yeah, that'd work. | Guy with Big Hat: Yeah, that'd work. | ||
| − | *Chaos kills everyone* | + | <nowiki>*Chaos kills everyone*</nowiki> |
| + | |||
| + | ==II== | ||
| − | |||
Frionel: I'm Frionel, from the Kingdom of Fun! | Frionel: I'm Frionel, from the Kingdom of Fun! | ||
Player: I spent eighty bucks importing this? | Player: I spent eighty bucks importing this? | ||
| − | I' | + | ==III== |
| + | |||
| + | Onion Kid: I'm an onion kid! | ||
| + | |||
| + | Player: Screw this, I'm gonna go play Grand Theft Auto. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==IV== | ||
| + | |||
| + | Cecil: I'm a dark knight with a heart of gold. | ||
| + | |||
| + | <nowiki>*Kain betrays Cecil*</nowiki> | ||
| + | |||
| + | <nowiki>*A Party Member Dies, and then quickly returns*</nowiki> | ||
| + | |||
| + | Cecil: Now I'm a paladin with a stained soul. | ||
| + | |||
| + | <nowiki>*Kain betrays Cecil*</nowiki> | ||
| + | |||
| + | <nowiki>*A Party Member Dies, and then quickly returns*</nowiki> | ||
| + | |||
| + | Cecil: Now I'm an lunarian with a legacy of sorrow. | ||
| + | |||
| + | <nowiki>*Kain betrays Cecil*</nowiki> | ||
| + | |||
| + | <nowiki>*A Party Member Dies, and then quickly returns*</nowiki> | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==V== | ||
| + | |||
| + | Lenna: I'm a princess! | ||
| + | |||
| + | Faris: I'm a princess! Y'arr! | ||
| + | |||
| + | Galuf: I'm not a princess, but I- | ||
| + | |||
| + | <nowiki>*Galuf Dies*</nowiki> | ||
| + | |||
| + | Cara: I'm a princess from another dimension! | ||
| + | |||
| + | Bartz: Better. Come, let us beat up a large tree! | ||
| + | |||
| + | L/F/C: Huzzah! | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==VI== | ||
| + | |||
| + | Terra: I'm a mysterious yet lovable anime-styled character with a sorrowful past, raging against an evil empire. | ||
| + | |||
| + | L/E/S/C/S/C/S/S/R/M/G/U: Why, what a coincidence! So are we! | ||
| + | |||
| + | Terra: Let us create the archetype that for every RPG for the next eight years! | ||
| + | |||
| + | <nowiki>*They do. It totally rules.*</nowiki> | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==VII== | ||
| + | |||
| + | Cloud: Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch | ||
| + | |||
| + | Aeris: Alas, I am dead! | ||
| + | |||
| + | Cloud: Aw, man. | ||
| + | |||
| + | Sephiroth: Nyah nyah, you can't kill me. | ||
| + | |||
| + | <nowiki>*He does*</nowiki> | ||
| + | |||
| + | <nowiki>*Holy kills everyone*</nowiki> | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==VIII== | ||
| + | |||
| + | Quistis: I love you, Squall! | ||
| + | |||
| + | Squall: Whatever. | ||
| + | |||
| + | <nowiki>*Bizarre and ultimately pointless flashback*</nowiki> | ||
| + | |||
| + | Rinoa: Me too! I love you Squall! | ||
| + | |||
| + | Squall: Whatever. | ||
| + | |||
| + | <nowiki>*Faye Wong product placement*</nowiki> | ||
| + | |||
| + | Seifer: You are kind of cute, you know. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==IX== | ||
| + | |||
| + | Zidane: Why do I have a tail again? | ||
| + | |||
| + | Kuja: BECAUSE YOU ARE ... A PUPPET. | ||
| + | |||
| + | Zidane: Oh, cool. | ||
| + | |||
| + | <nowiki>*Steiner jumps up and down amusingly*</nowiki> | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==X== | ||
| + | |||
| + | <nowiki>*Nothing happens of any great consequence. For 50 goddamned house.*</nowiki> | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==XI== | ||
| + | |||
| + | <nowiki>*Player1 has logged on to the server*</nowiki> | ||
| + | |||
| + | SEPHIROT69: SOL ME PLEASE!!!!!!!111 | ||
| + | |||
| + | sxxxymaj: will gmb 2 fhw for 66 fdga+5 | ||
| + | |||
| + | SEPHIROT69: SOL ME PLEASE!!!!!!!111 | ||
| + | |||
| + | Patsfan: wheres the nude code | ||
| + | |||
| + | SEPHIROT69: SOL ME PLEASE!!!!!!!111 | ||
| + | |||
| + | SEPHIROT69: SOL ME PLEASE!!!!!!!111 | ||
| + | |||
| + | <nowiki>*Player1 has logged off server*</nowiki> | ||
Latest revision as of 14:42, 20 April 2006
The following is from some post or letter on RPGamer. It was a long time ago and I don't totally remember who posted it. If it was you, drop us an email or something.
Here you go:
I hope Axem 5 is happy. Any inaccuracies will be met with pleas of "I wrote it at 1:00 AM foor chrissakes."
I
Garland: I, Garland will knock you all down!
Guy in Red Armor: No you won't.
*He doesn't*
Garland: How about if I went back in time?
Guy with Big Hat: Yeah, that'd work.
*Chaos kills everyone*
II
Frionel: I'm Frionel, from the Kingdom of Fun!
Player: I spent eighty bucks importing this?
III
Onion Kid: I'm an onion kid!
Player: Screw this, I'm gonna go play Grand Theft Auto.
IV
Cecil: I'm a dark knight with a heart of gold.
*Kain betrays Cecil*
*A Party Member Dies, and then quickly returns*
Cecil: Now I'm a paladin with a stained soul.
*Kain betrays Cecil*
*A Party Member Dies, and then quickly returns*
Cecil: Now I'm an lunarian with a legacy of sorrow.
*Kain betrays Cecil*
*A Party Member Dies, and then quickly returns*
V
Lenna: I'm a princess!
Faris: I'm a princess! Y'arr!
Galuf: I'm not a princess, but I-
*Galuf Dies*
Cara: I'm a princess from another dimension!
Bartz: Better. Come, let us beat up a large tree!
L/F/C: Huzzah!
VI
Terra: I'm a mysterious yet lovable anime-styled character with a sorrowful past, raging against an evil empire.
L/E/S/C/S/C/S/S/R/M/G/U: Why, what a coincidence! So are we!
Terra: Let us create the archetype that for every RPG for the next eight years!
*They do. It totally rules.*
VII
Cloud: Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Aeris: Alas, I am dead!
Cloud: Aw, man.
Sephiroth: Nyah nyah, you can't kill me.
*He does*
*Holy kills everyone*
VIII
Quistis: I love you, Squall!
Squall: Whatever.
*Bizarre and ultimately pointless flashback*
Rinoa: Me too! I love you Squall!
Squall: Whatever.
*Faye Wong product placement*
Seifer: You are kind of cute, you know.
IX
Zidane: Why do I have a tail again?
Kuja: BECAUSE YOU ARE ... A PUPPET.
Zidane: Oh, cool.
*Steiner jumps up and down amusingly*
X
*Nothing happens of any great consequence. For 50 goddamned house.*
XI
*Player1 has logged on to the server*
SEPHIROT69: SOL ME PLEASE!!!!!!!111
sxxxymaj: will gmb 2 fhw for 66 fdga+5
SEPHIROT69: SOL ME PLEASE!!!!!!!111
Patsfan: wheres the nude code
SEPHIROT69: SOL ME PLEASE!!!!!!!111
SEPHIROT69: SOL ME PLEASE!!!!!!!111
*Player1 has logged off server*
