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Revision as of 14:30, 2 October 2007

My Very Immodest Wishes:

  • A toychest, low enough to reach into even from a distinguished yet conservative height, say 10 inches tall (it's what you do with it, after all) -- and I'm sure my mommy would like to be able to close a lid on it, to make me appreciate having my precious toys all the more, or so she says. If nothing else, I'd like to keep a lid on Roomba's designs on my things. That's right, buddy! I see you eyeballing my squeaky! Back off, Sucker!! Yay for CVS sales and the gods of TUPPERWARE! ALL HAIL!
  • Toys to go in the toychest (a girl can never have enough things to destroy)
  • Obedience Classes (Canine University, Malden MA OR New England Dog Training Club, Cambridge MA) -- the fees are a bit steep, but an occassional vehicular assist might be nice... there are a great many things and people to intimidate on the bus, and that's time better spent being cute.... Of course, that comes naturally. I've been accepted to school, so I'll get a diploma and everything! I'm gonna be Doctor Diva!
  • I can carry my own damn cookies, you rationing bastards!


Any Number of Things that Would Look Super-Cute on Me: