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*My favorite music so far: [http://www.amazon.com/Louis-Armstrong-All-Time-Greatest-Hits/dp/B000002ORZ/sr=1-1/qid=1165902035/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music Louis Armstrong]
 
*My favorite music so far: [http://www.amazon.com/Louis-Armstrong-All-Time-Greatest-Hits/dp/B000002ORZ/sr=1-1/qid=1165902035/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music Louis Armstrong]
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*I can [http://www.petguys.com/-700603005840.html carry] my own damn cookies, you rationing bastards!
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*For those, like me, who disdain there being a difference between neck, shoulders, and head: [http://www.collargirl.com/martingale.html martingales] and [http://www.bigdogboutique.com/ProductCart/pc/viewCategories.asp?idCategory=6 buckle-on martingales].
  
  

Revision as of 13:04, 26 June 2007

My Very Immodest Wishes:

  • A toychest, low enough to reach into even from a distinguished yet conservative height, say 10 inches tall (it's what you do with it, after all) -- and I'm sure my mommy would like to be able to close a lid on it, to make me appreciate having my precious toys all the more, or so she says. If nothing else, I'd like to keep a lid on Roomba's designs on my things. That's right, buddy! I see you eyeballing my squeaky! Back off, Sucker!! Yay for CVS sales and the gods of TUPPERWARE! ALL HAIL!
  • Toys to go in the toychest (a girl can never have enough things to destroy)
  • Obedience Classes (Canine University, Malden MA OR New England Dog Training Club, Cambridge MA) -- the fees are a bit steep, but an occassional vehicular assist might be nice... there are a great many things and people to intimidate on the bus, and that's time better spent being cute.... Of course, that comes naturally. I've been accepted to school, so I'll get a diploma and everything! I'm gonna be Doctor Diva!
  • I can carry my own damn cookies, you rationing bastards!


Any Number of Things that Would Look Super-Cute on Me: