Difference between revisions of "Chadius: Ways to die"
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| − | "For an instant I must fight the urge to bury my face in the perfumed valley between those breasts, and althgough I know well that this would by my last act before a violent death, I suspect at this moment that it might be worth it." | + | {| border="1" cellspacing="1" |
| + | | "For an instant I must fight the urge to bury my face in the perfumed valley between those breasts, and althgough I know well that this would by my last act before a violent death, I suspect at this moment that it might be worth it." | ||
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''-Ilium, Page 44'' | ''-Ilium, Page 44'' | ||
| − | OK, OK. Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love, just called you into her room. She leaned forward to give you secret orders for a mission, but | + | |
| + | OK, OK. Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love, just called you into her room. She leaned forward to give you secret orders for a mission, but that doesn't matter. She threatened earlier to rip out your entrails and wear them as garters if you disobeyed, but '''that doesn't matter.''' | ||
Look, she's hot. I mean, hotter than hot. I mean, '''DUDE.''' Are you ever going to get this opportunity again? | Look, she's hot. I mean, hotter than hot. I mean, '''DUDE.''' Are you ever going to get this opportunity again? | ||
Revision as of 15:58, 16 December 2006
Just in case you're reading it wrong...
I don't ever plan to die. But if I do, it had better be worth it! Here's a listing of absofreakinglutely cool ways to die, if I need the chance.
Buried face in Aphrodite's Bosom
| "For an instant I must fight the urge to bury my face in the perfumed valley between those breasts, and althgough I know well that this would by my last act before a violent death, I suspect at this moment that it might be worth it." |
-Ilium, Page 44
OK, OK. Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love, just called you into her room. She leaned forward to give you secret orders for a mission, but that doesn't matter. She threatened earlier to rip out your entrails and wear them as garters if you disobeyed, but that doesn't matter.
Look, she's hot. I mean, hotter than hot. I mean, DUDE. Are you ever going to get this opportunity again?
