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==My Very Immodest Wishes:== | ==My Very Immodest Wishes:== | ||
| − | *A toychest, low enough to reach into even from a distinguished yet conservative height, say 10 inches tall (it's what you do with it, after all) -- and I'm sure my mommy would like to be able to close a lid on it, to make me appreciate having my precious toys all the more, or so she says. If nothing else, I'd like to keep a lid on Roomba's designs on my things. ''That's right, buddy! I see you eyeballing my squeaky! Back off, Sucker!!'' | + | *<s>A toychest, low enough to reach into even from a distinguished yet conservative height, say 10 inches tall (it's what you do with it, after all) -- and I'm sure my mommy would like to be able to close a lid on it, to make me appreciate having my precious toys all the more, or so she says. If nothing else, I'd like to keep a lid on Roomba's designs on my things. ''That's right, buddy! I see you eyeballing my squeaky! Back off, Sucker!!''</s> ''Yay for CVS sales and the gods of TUPPERWARE! ALL HAIL!'' |
*Toys to go in the toychest (a girl can never have enough things to destroy) | *Toys to go in the toychest (a girl can never have enough things to destroy) | ||
| − | *Obedience Classes ([http://www.canineuniversity.com Canine University, Malden MA] OR [http://www.nedtc.org New England Dog Training Club, Cambridge MA]) -- the fees are a bit steep, but an occassional vehicular assist might be nice... there are a great many things and people to intimidate on the bus, and that's time better spent being cute.... Of course, ''that'' comes naturally. | + | *Obedience Classes (<s>[http://www.canineuniversity.com Canine University, Malden MA] OR </s>[http://www.nedtc.org New England Dog Training Club, Cambridge MA]) -- the fees are a bit steep, but an occassional vehicular assist might be nice... there are a great many things and people to intimidate on the bus, and that's time better spent being cute.... Of course, ''that'' comes naturally. ''I've been accepted to school, so I'll get a diploma and everything! I'm gonna be Doctor Diva!'' |
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| + | *My favorite music so far: [http://www.amazon.com/Louis-Armstrong-All-Time-Greatest-Hits/dp/B000002ORZ/sr=1-1/qid=1165902035/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music Louis Armstrong] | ||
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| + | *I can [http://www.amazon.com/Outward-Hound-Excursion-Backpack-Colors/dp/B0017JDLE0/ref=sr_1_1?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1292871804&sr=1-1 carry] my own damn cookies, you rationing bastards! | ||
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| + | *For those, like me, who disdain there being a difference between neck, shoulders, and head: [http://www.collargirl.com/martingale.html martingales] and [http://www.bigdogboutique.com/ProductCart/pc/viewCategories.asp?idCategory=6 buckle-on martingales]. | ||
===Any Number of Things that Would Look Super-Cute on Me:=== | ===Any Number of Things that Would Look Super-Cute on Me:=== | ||
*[http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_5/602-1901229-5687034?%5Fencoding=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000C4PZPO Notorious P.U.G. Rocker Dog Tee] | *[http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_5/602-1901229-5687034?%5Fencoding=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000C4PZPO Notorious P.U.G. Rocker Dog Tee] | ||
| + | *<s>[http://www.jbpet.com/Shopping/product.asp?catalog_name=JBWholesale&product_id=153-0259&category_name=ClothingJackets Thermal Hoodie]</s> ''I love Zahnnie!!!'' | ||
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/dog%20sweater/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_12734996/hlv_1 Where my bitches at?] | *[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/dog%20sweater/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_12734996/hlv_1 Where my bitches at?] | ||
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/dog%20sweater/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.60579826/pNo_60579826/id_12834925/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_ Kill my owner] | *[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/dog%20sweater/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.60579826/pNo_60579826/id_12834925/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_ Kill my owner] | ||
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*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1613728.51155891/pNo_51155891/id_11587882/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Shut up. I'm pretty.] | *[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1613728.51155891/pNo_51155891/id_11587882/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Shut up. I'm pretty.] | ||
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_2043706.87418870/pNo_87418870/id_15760529/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ diva.] | *[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_2043706.87418870/pNo_87418870/id_15760529/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ diva.] | ||
| + | *[http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_2/602-2933391-7173455?ie=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000O3I24Y Punk Barker Hoodie] | ||
| + | *[http://www.kooldawgtees.com/images/zw900.jpg Bling Bling] | ||
| + | *[http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_15/601-7721253-4832927?ie=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000H6AW5U Hera, Give me Strength] | ||
| + | *[http://www.conenbeach.com/shayna/catalog/doggieSayBone.jsp C'est bone?] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:04, 20 December 2010
Note: DOB = 6/13/05; Clothing size = See manufacturer sizing OR 15 lbs range; usually pets' medium; OR [human] infants' / children's 12 month size.
My Very Immodest Wishes:
A toychest, low enough to reach into even from a distinguished yet conservative height, say 10 inches tall (it's what you do with it, after all) -- and I'm sure my mommy would like to be able to close a lid on it, to make me appreciate having my precious toys all the more, or so she says. If nothing else, I'd like to keep a lid on Roomba's designs on my things. That's right, buddy! I see you eyeballing my squeaky! Back off, Sucker!!Yay for CVS sales and the gods of TUPPERWARE! ALL HAIL!
- Toys to go in the toychest (a girl can never have enough things to destroy)
- Obedience Classes (
Canine University, Malden MA ORNew England Dog Training Club, Cambridge MA) -- the fees are a bit steep, but an occassional vehicular assist might be nice... there are a great many things and people to intimidate on the bus, and that's time better spent being cute.... Of course, that comes naturally. I've been accepted to school, so I'll get a diploma and everything! I'm gonna be Doctor Diva!
- My favorite music so far: Louis Armstrong
- I can carry my own damn cookies, you rationing bastards!
- For those, like me, who disdain there being a difference between neck, shoulders, and head: martingales and buckle-on martingales.
